I suppose a bit about me is called for.

My name is Mr. Schiffres (pronounced shif-res) or Mr. S (if you prefer your words sibilant). I graduated magna cum laude from Yale University with distinction in Ethics, Politics, and Economics and a minor in Education Studies. Now I’m pursuing my Master’s in Education from UMSL.

I hail from New York City, but, just between us, I like St. Louis better.

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Here is what I used to look like.


Here is what I look like pointing yonder.

Help! I'm trapped.

Here is what I look like trapped.